Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.
Move over Usher.
Thank you Philly. My energy hurt me! Your energy help me! Happy Christmas. Peace to the world. XXO from the tumblr ghetto, S
TRAGIC-COMEDY AND CHRISTMAS CAROLING ALL NIGHT LONG! AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION! SNOW MACHINE! BUBBLES! INFLATABLE UNICORNS! BURL IVES RAISED FROM THE DEAD! MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS! SANTA’S SECRET IDENTITY REVEALED! SNOW-CONE MACHINE! MAGIC & MYSTERY! SLUTTY SMURF! JESUS & MARY!! and featuring: LUMP OF COAL
Come ready to sing Christmas Hymns and Yuletide Carols in Drunken Revelry!
Bring a Santa hat and a flask of Christmas cheer! Take a toke off the Yuletide log and join the Christmas Infinity Voyage to Transcendental Enlightenment!
CURMUDGEONLY CHRISTMAS GRINCHES PROHIBITED!
This is the most “Jonathan” song I’ve ever found.